dick for a (third) day.

I knew it!  I just knew it.  Why can't I help myself?  Even though I know the consequences.  Once is understandable, twice confirmed that it wasn't a one-off, but the third time... I'm a total, utter idiot.  An idiot with a dick.

Let me clarify: I'm a woman.  Always have been.  And, I have no desire whatsoever to change that.  I just wake up with it sometimes.  Well, three times, now.  This is the third time.  

Not that this explains it in any way, but it seems to happen every time I watch a PoV porn video.  Point of view; as in, from the guy's perspective.  Basically, it's as if you have a dick.  So, I get out my vibrator, looking for a good time, and find a particularly entrancing video.  The first time it was a girl going down on the guy; the second, it was a girl riding a guy's cock.  This time...  I can't even say, I'm so embarrassed.  Anyway, even after I come, I can't stop thinking about what I've seen.  I jerk off again.  Still not enough.  I can't sleep.  But, at some point I do; because when I wake up, I have a dick where my clit used to be.

I look down at the tented sheets, pulling them up apprehensively.  And, yes; just like I expected!  Not only do I have a dick, but a raging ten inch hard on.  Amy says it's pretty nice, actually; not that I need her opinion on what a nice cock looks like.  I've seen enough in my day to know what an attractive head it has, what nice girth, subtle veins, a soft curve, and that there's more than enough in the length department.  And, it feels even better.  Just the feeling of the light sheet fluttering against it is almost enough to make me pop.  It feels alarmingly full and taught; so much so, that I worry about it breaking the skin.  Speaking of exploding, both literally and figuratively, my mind goes to Amy.  She's going to kill me if I call on her again.  But, she's the only one that can help me.  I've been through this enough times to know that.

I don't even let myself touch the throbbing thing, either than to stuff it in a pair of loose fitting pants.  I've wasted many a morning (well, only two, now) jerking my newfound appendage into oblivion.  If I start, I'll never stop.  And that's not the way to get rid of this thing.  

I fold it carefully up into the waistband of a pair of jogging pants, and head out the door.   But, even that simple act is enough to give me extreme pleasure.  I feel my aching boner satisfyingly straining against the elastic with every step.  As if holding it down just engorges it all the more.  I self consciously pull my t-shirt down over my crotch, hunching forward slightly so that it won't be quite so obvious.  I feel people staring, but I avoid their eyes, trying to walk as nonchalantly as I can manage.  Despite the ridiculousness of my situation, I keep my head down, and try to find Amy's house out of the corner of my eye, as fast as I possibly can.  

I knock on the door, alternatively looking over each shoulder in a paranoid fashion.  I can't let any one see me like this.  Come on, Amy!  Come on...  Finally!  She opens the door, but immediately starts to shut it again.  For she's been through this a couple times, as well.  I put my foot in my door, stopping her from closing it.  She struggles to push me out of the way.  I can't tell if she's serious, or just trying to give me a hard time.  "Wait!  Please!"

"Oh no, you don't!" 

"Wait!  Seriously!  It's not what it looks like!"

"It isn't?"

"Well, okay, it's exactly what it looks like..."  Amy opens the door, but continues to stand in the way.  She crosses her arms over her beautiful breasts in a defiant stance.  

"And, what do you want me to do about it?"

"Well. I was hoping..."

"You were hoping for what?"

"Give me a break, Amy.  Please.  I'm all..." I say exasperatedly, gesturing at my boner.  "Fucked up."

"Mm hm?"  I think I see her smile.  She's enjoying this.

"Yeah, and you've really helped me... in the past."

"So, what is it this time?"

"Can I come inside?"

"Depends."

"Come on, Amy!  I'm dying out here."

"Alright... But gosh, when you have that thing, you sure act like a guy, too."

"Right.  Sorry..."  I say, shaking my head.  I'm willing to say just about anything at this point to get into the house.  I would try to articulate how I feel, and what she wants to hear, but this erection is very distracting.  

"You can't just call on me every time you wake up with a dick.  I mean, I need a little more than that."

"Okay.  Like... you want me to be your girlfriend?  Because..."

"No.  I don't know."  She sighs.  "Just, come in."

I follow her juicy ass up the stairs to her room, already nervous about broaching the subject of what I want her to do.  Even though we're more comfortable about the situation due to the repeat appearances, what I need to ask may just be too much this time.  Especially considering her mood.  My stomach is in knots, and my boner is practically bursting.  I can't exactly say that I would do it for her, if the dick was on the other pelvis.  

"So?"  She asks, sitting on the bed.

"You look gorgeous.  And, I really care about you."

"No, what is it this time?"

"Oh.  I... well, I watched a video..."

"Okay..."

"Where they were... having..."

"Yes?"

"Anal sex."

"What?"

"Like, nothing crazy!  But..."

"Seriously?"

"Well... yes."

"Seriously," she says.  I nod, averting my eyes.  I can't even look at her.  It's too much to ask, and I know it.  I cover my face with my hands.  I'm embarrassed to even bring it up.  I mean, that's something that's between a girl and her long time partner, if ever.  Unless it's a one-off with a guy, but that's rarely pleasurable for the woman.  It needs a lot of trust and... "Alright."

"What?"

"I said, alright.  But, you've got to do it exactly as I say."

"Uh..."

"Exactly.  Not a move unless I tell you to.  Do you understand?"

"Yes!  Yes.  Definitely."

"Okay.  Then, okay."

"Okay!"  I say, hands raised defensively.  I feel like she's going to hit me or something.  Maybe I deserve it. 
"You're lucky I like stuff like that."  She takes a breath.  "Alright," she says, looking around the room, thinking how we're going to do this.  I stay silent, not wanting to derail her train of thought.  "Lie on the bed beside me," she says, in a softer voice, though still authoritative.  I do as she says.  She does look lovely, with the daylight coming through the window.  Her hair is freshly combed, and her skin looks incredibly soft.  I long to touch it.  But, she turns on her side, and grabs a vibrator and some lube from the side table instead.  I don't dare ask questions.

She lies on her back, and shimmies out of her jeans.  "Well, let me see it," she demands.  I feel my face flush.  I'm still shy about showing it to her, especially when it's as hard as it is.  I feel a mix of shame and desire.  I reluctantly move the elastic waistband over my large erection, and place it resting underneath.  She lifts her hips to pull down her underwear over her creamy thighs.  "Mmm," she moans, at the sight of my giant cock, and places the vibrator on her pubic bone.  Her pussy is cleanly trimmed, as if she just received a wax.  "Touch me."  

Gladly.  I turn on my side and grove her breasts through her t-shirt.  I can feel the lace of her soft cup bra through it, and I'm practically drooling thinking of seeing her gorgeous tits in it.  I find her nipples through the thin material, and play with them with my thumbs.  My hungry mouth latches onto her soft neck, and she arches into me.  My thick cock nudges her side, fearing that she'll forget about it.  Almost in cue, she reaches beside her for it, holding it in her grip.  If I wasn't already lying down, my knees would give out, and I would fall, because it feels that good.  That perfect, that complete, it's shocking and almost painful; the yearning I feel for her.  She remains flat on her back, and I curl into her side, never wanting to leave it.  

She sits up slightly, to remove her shirt from her back.  I kiss her neck again, her collarbones, to her tits.  I lick the upper part of her breasts that spills over the top of her bra, her cleavage, I lick the nipples through the lace.  She moans softly, closing her eyes to concentrate.  I pull down one of the soft cups, and her nipple stands up straight for me, like a gentlemen, when a woman enters the room.  I devour the pink nub in my mouth, sucking it slightly, swirling my tongue around it, and batting it back and forth.  She takes her arms out of the straps, lower the cups, and unclasps it herself, saving me the fumbling trouble.  
She grabs my cock again, seemingly happy just to have it in her hand.  Her bare breasts are on full display for me now, looking soft and delicious, falling slightly to her sides.  I take a moment to take in their beauty, touching the soft skin with the palm of my hand, but she places her hand over mine, encouraging me to squeeze them.  "Talk to me."
"Mmm.  About what?" 
"About what you want."  That nervous, shameful feeling again.  
"I..."
"Tell me about the video you watched."
"Okay," I say, taking a breath.  I so badly don't want to offend her again.  "The woman bent down in front of him, and he began to play with her ass."
"What did he do?"
"Mmm, he put he mouth on it.  Licking it.  Then, kind of massaged it with a couple fingers.  Rubbing it in a circle."
"On her asshole?"  My dick strains at the word.  She squeezes it in one hand, while rubbing the vibe on herself with the other.
"Yeah."
"What, then?"
"He gave her a finger.  Then, two."
"Yeah?  Did you like that?"
"Mmm.  Yeah."
"Why don't you get the lube out?  And do that to me."  I reach over her, my face coming very close to hers, and grab the lube from the table beside her.  I squeeze a small amount on my finger, placing the bottle behind me.  I reach under her, trying not to smear the lube on the sheets.  I shoot a little low, and have to move my lubed finger up closer to her pussy.  Mmm.  There it is.  Speaking of shooting, she better let go of my dick before I come all over her mid drift.  I find the puckered ridges of her little asshole, and spread the lube over it.  She moans at my touch.  "Keep talking."
"Her ass looked so sexy.  Taking his fingers like that."
I massage her opening with a couple fingers in a circular motion, trying to remember what that feels like, but it seems so far away to me now.  I what I saw in the video, but for longer.  She turns up the vibe a notch, and her moans interrupt with "oh's" and "ah's".  I can feel her ass pulsating, the muscles contracting and relaxing.  My cock throbs incessantly.  This is almost too much for me.  "Give me a bit of pressure, now."
I obediently press a little harder as I continue circling her little asshole with my fingers.  Oh god, I feel her open it.  As it relaxes, it softens, and my fingers dip inside.  I look up to her, checking that this is okay, but her eyes are closed, and she appears to be in deep concentration.  
"He was getting her ready to take his cock.  It was so fucking hot," I venture.
"Yeah?"
"Mmm.  The way it opened up."
"Yeah?"
"Mm hmm.  I loved to see how easy they went in and out."    
"Give me one."
I slowly press with a finger, and she opens to take its tip.  I continue moving it in a circle, massaging the inside now.  It feels very tight, but I can tell she's trying to relax.  I can feel the muscles contracting on my finger.  She moans, rubbing herself more vigorously with the vibe, but doesn't move otherwise, trying to get into the zone.  I feel her asshole widen enough to give her more of my finger, and I continue to massage the walls open on the inside.  It feels incredible.  "Give me another," she breathes.
I do, slowly, still moving them, encouraging her to open.  The muscles feel tight all over again, but eventually retreat to accommodate the two fingers.  I feel the moisture from her pussy begin to dampen my hand, and I'm beside myself, longing to fuck her in any hole she'll give me.  My impatient dick flexes in her grip.  
"You're making me so fucking hard right now."
"Yeah?  Do you like it?"
"Oh, yeah.  You feel so fucking good on my hand."
"Lube me up again.  And give me more."
I reach behind me, applying a dollop of fresh lubricant on my fingers.  This time I find her ass right away, and she takes me easily, almost drawing them inside.  I manage to squeeze in a third finger; she moans and bucks forward slightly, a muscle pleasurably contracting.  She turns the vibrator up another setting, and I feel her open up even more.  "Oh, god," she moans.  "Get your dick ready."
Not completely sure what that even means, I carefully lube up my throbbing member, begging it not to shoot right there in my hand.  "Give it to me slowly.  Only about half.  And try to hold it there."  I awkwardly get on my knees, trying to position myself in front of her without touching the sheets with my lube covered hands.  She raises her knees in a deeper version of missionary, and I try to find her with my dick, but it's not as easy as with my hand.  I reach down to feel her asshole with my fingers, and guide myself to the puckered, glistening spot.  She turns the vibrator up again, and appears to bear down, opening herself.  I enter her as slowly as I can, but I slip into her tight orifice suddenly, and a small sound escapes her mouth.  I want to say sorry, and I bite my lip.  I hold my cock there, her ass choking the tip of it.  I grab the base of my dick, trying to exert just enough pressure not to slip out.  I've never had my dick in something so incredibly tight.  If I could put it in just a little more, I could take my hands off of it for a second.  She squirms, rubbing the vibe on herself, trying to relax around me.  Her mouth opens, breathing heavily, then appears to nod.  I move into her another small amount.  The tight ring of her asshole further up my aching cock, and I have to moderate my breathing to contain myself.  I want to give it to her so badly.  Thrust into her.  I want to jerk myself with her tight fucking ass.  Holy fuck.  Don't think about it, don't think about it.   
Then, I feel her ass pulsate.  Contracting as if to draw me in further.  I give in; giving her a little more, and she suddenly grabs the sheets.  Desperately she cries out, eyes clasping shut, and I can feel her come on my dick.  I can't help but fuck her; thrusting once, twice, three times, and that's all I need.  I let loose, shooting hard inside the cavern of her open ass.  

"You're welcome," she says, looking down.  My dick has disappeared.  I collapse beside her.

"I'll be your girlfriend, if you want me to."  I murmur in my ecstatic haze.  "I would marry you right now, if you wanted me to."                                        
"No," she laughs.  "Just don't leave me quite yet."
"I won't," I sigh, smiling, face in her pillow.